Paani Puri Shop's Menu Will Make You LOL










Paani Puri or Puchkas or Gol Gappas is one of those Indian discoveries which every generation will be thankful for. It is one of the biggest mood enhancers and it helps your taste buds get alive which is a good sign. Isn’t it? After all, somewhere food is our weakness!
You are hungry, eat it, you are upset, eat it, you are getting bored, eat it. Somehow, this spicy Indian dish has proved to be our life saver and so to say thanks for such a big contribution in our lives, we bring to you a Joke on a Paani Puri Shop's Menu.

 

 

The menu at a Paani Puri Shop

 


1) Paani Puri Rs.15


2) Special Paani Puri Rs.20


3) Very Special Paani Puri Rs.25


4) Extra Special Paani Puri Rs.30


5) Double Extra Special Paani Puri Rs.35


6) Sunday Special Paani Puri Rs.40 (Sunday only)

 

To check each & every Paani Puri for its different taste, I started eating everyday a different one.

 

But soon I discovered that each & every one had the same taste of Paani Puri.

 

Finally one day I asked him the reason for the same taste?

 

Paani Puri Wala said: Paani Puri cost. Rs.10

 

Special Paani Puri means spoons washed...

 

Very Special Paani Puri means spoon and plates both washed...

 

Extra Special Paani Puri means washing hands before putting the Paani Puri in washed plates & served with washed spoons...

 

Double Extra Special Paani Puri means clean drinking water is provided separately. 

Saying this he fell silent.

 

Then I asked What is Sunday Special?

 

Paani Puri Wala said : Sunday That's the day I take bath..



 

Please don't take it serious, this is just for fun

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