It is the fault of jailor


Once a jailor was sitting inside his office.At that time one of his old friend came to meet him.

Jailor’s friend-Why are you so sad?I have never seen you so sad before.

Jailor-All the prisoners were acting on Ramleela on day before yesterday’s night.But Lax man got shot from one of the devil and he was about to die.Then the doctor told a prisoner who was acting as Hanuman went to bring some medicine from mountain Himalaya.But he did not came back from that day.Now what will happen.How lax man will live.I have no idea now.

And after listening this his friend was how he would get rid of there.

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