Sometimes I wonder whether everything is expensive


One of my biggest lie is my 'Welcome' door mat!

Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!



Guys need your help:
In the middle of an argument, my wife told me I was right!
What the hell do I do next?



The biggest dilemma for an environmentalist in Washroom:
"Should I save water or save paper?"



You can travel all over the earth just to find out that you are miserable everywhere!



How to get a flat tummy in 2 seconds?
Lie down!



Have you ever thought that all of the money you have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet!



Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, "It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve."
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!
So I'm trying again tonight!



Monday is the guy you don't invite to the party, but he always manages to show up anyways!


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