Husband reach home late and knock the door




One night husband reach home late and knock the door

Husband: Please open the door for me

Wife: Go back where you coming from

Husband: Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool

Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, I don't care you

So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 3 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool

Wife hears and opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. The husband quickly sneak into the house then locks the door.

Wife: Open the door or I will shout

Husband: Shout till all the neighbours wakes up and comes here

And tell them where you are coming from by this time, wearing only your under garments

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